You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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    1. Any scars?
    2. Self harmed?
    3. Crush?
    4. Kissed anyone?
    5. Coke or Pepsi?
    6. Someone you hate?
    7. Best Friends?
    8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?
    9. What's your dream job?
    10. Ever been in love?
    11. Last time you cried?
    12. Favorite color?
    13. Height?
    14. Birthday?
    15. Eye color?
    16. Hair color?
    17. What do you love?
    18. Obsession?
    19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
    20. Do you love someone?
    21. Kiss or hug?
    22. Nicknames people call you?
    23. Favorite song?
    24. Favorite band?
    25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?
    26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?
    27. Something you would change about yourself?
    28. Ever dated someone?
    29. Worst mistake?
    30. Watch the movie or read the book?
    31. Ever had a heartbreak?
    32. Favorite show?
    33. Best day of your life?
    34. Any talents?
    35. Do you wish you could ever start over?
    36. Any bad habits?
    37. Ever had a near death experience?
    38. Someone I can tell anything to?
    39. Ever lost a loved one?
    40. Do you believe in love?
    41. Someone you hate/Dislike?
    42. Are you okay?
    43. Relationship status?




hot things to say during sex:

  • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
  • fiR E I N THE H O LE
  • gotta g o fa s t
  • u put the edible in incredible
  • o l é
  • u get a little angry when ur hungry
  • neigh
  • inserting tab A into slot B
  • peekaboo let’s peek at u
  • wow that s kind of
  • yiPPE KE YAY
  • cha cha real smooth

I lost it at the last one

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anditsrainingonthecoast replied to your photo“Yes, yes I am a master baker.”
cause it sounds like masturbater
My comedy genius has no limits!